I feel like this thread is going to go downhill very quickly after this comment from the OP: [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4992872-to-be-annoyed-at-my-cat-a-parasite-with-no-redeeming-features?reply=132497028&utm_campaign=reply&utm_medium=share https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4992872-to-be-annoyed-at-my-cat-a-parasite-with-no-redeeming-features?reply=132497028&utm_campaign=reply&utm_medium=share]]