Hear about the guy robbing a bank with a kitten?

[MsAmerica]

Suspect arrested after bringing kitten to rob Maryland bank
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/15/maryland-bank-thief-cat

Man accused of trying to rob bank in Beltsville with stolen kitten in hand
"Apparently, he went into the bank with the cat in his arms, and he walked up to a bank employee and said, ‘Can you hold this?’ And then he wrote a note and handed it to a bank teller and it said, essentially, give me all your cash.”
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/thief-tries-to-rob-bank-in-beltsville-with-stolen-kitten-in-hand/4129698/

And the kitten is safe and back up for adoption. I don’t know what to think about the man; did he lose a bet?

The most bizarre story.

If you adopted that kitten you'd have to give it a famous criminals name wouldn't you?