One of my cats has just fucked off. Help!

[Foment]

We've just moved and are keeping the cats in, I've been really careful with the doors but one just shot out behind me and has now buggered off.

I've been out calling but nothing.

What to do??

He's back.

Phew.

Yay it’s great that he’s back! Whenever I’ve moved house with my cats I’ve always been terrified the first time they go outside out of my sight, thinking they’ll get lost. They never have, they’ve always found their way back.

He's buggered off again!

I'm sitting on the doorstep...

He's such a dick.

He's been hit by a car twice and threw himself out of a first floor window and nicked his femoral vein.

He has form!!

N'owt.

Pink nosed fool.

Slather his paws in butter. Always worked for my mum’s cats.

He nearly came back but then saw another cat and went of for funz...

Dick.

Right that's it, Kitty's grounded. No dreamies for a week (lovely cat and grounds!)

Such a dick.