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Christmas with the Excellent Cats

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TheShellBeach · 02/12/2023 13:30

......... Silent Night.........

Well, maybe not so silent when there's a cat about who wants to be fed.

Join us in the run up to Christmas 2023!

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HouseofHolbein · 14/12/2023 20:41

Arty photo of morticia for you 😊

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TheShellBeach · 14/12/2023 20:42

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 14/12/2023 20:28

I used to sing Christmas carols at the Ritz sometimes and I think Linney would look magnificent against their background of red carpet and [about five hundred times more than anyone would ever need, ever] Christmas decorations. So they ought to put you both up there.

It sounds wonderful but it's rather a long was from Argyll.

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Papergirl1968 · 14/12/2023 22:29

Goodness, @TheShellBeach . An all expenses paid stay at a hotel. How lovely. Do you get your water from a borehole or something?
HouseOfHolbein! Haven't seen you for a while. (Waves)

twobluechickens · 14/12/2023 22:44

HouseofHolbein · 14/12/2023 20:41

Arty photo of morticia for you 😊

The tongue blep really adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

Munchkin is mesmerised by a YouTube video of sheepdogs rounding up sheep.

HouseofHolbein · 14/12/2023 22:46

Papergirl1968 · 14/12/2023 22:29

Goodness, @TheShellBeach . An all expenses paid stay at a hotel. How lovely. Do you get your water from a borehole or something?
HouseOfHolbein! Haven't seen you for a while. (Waves)

I'm more of a lurker tbh. And sometimes I'm convinced I've posted then find that I haven't 🤣🤣 I blame my age

TheShellBeach · 14/12/2023 22:55

Do you get your water from a borehole or something?

🤣🤣🤣

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RumNotRun · 14/12/2023 23:05

Princess Ghostie is very annoyed that I won't lie down and go to sleep while stroking her. Apparently I am a Very Bad Human.

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Catsmere · 14/12/2023 23:10

Bad Meowther! Bad!

TheShellBeach · 15/12/2023 10:03

Bloody hell.

The Council's safety officer has just left.

A retest of the water sample from our house has shown zero Legionella.

Wtf? How did that happen?

Oh well. We don't have to go to a hotel now.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 15/12/2023 10:05

Good news, if a missed opportunity for Linney.

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 15/12/2023 10:05

Linney looks THRILLED.

TheShellBeach · 15/12/2023 10:06

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 15/12/2023 10:05

Good news, if a missed opportunity for Linney.

He looks peeved about it.

I was quite looking forward to the whole thing.

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Papergirl1968 · 15/12/2023 11:03

I know you live quite remotely so nearly put well then changed it to borehole, Shell! Aww, no hotel stay after all. I’d be gutted.

LostCats · 15/12/2023 13:08

Good grief Shell! Legionella scare?! Dear me!

TheShellBeach · 15/12/2023 13:39

LostCats · 15/12/2023 13:08

Good grief Shell! Legionella scare?! Dear me!

What bothers me is the undeniable fact that one of the test results was wrong.

But which one?

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CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 15/12/2023 14:01

Based on logic alone, I’d say a false negative is more likely than a false positive, and it’s also much less faff for the water company if it’s not present so they’d likely prefer it not to be present. If it is present that doesn’t necessarily mean every drop of water is going to be swimming in it, or the other way round actually but you know what I mean. At the same time, you don’t appear to have had legionella yourself (?) and I don’t know anything about the variables like whether it can die down naturally, how sensitive the test is etc. maybe badger them to make it best of three?

pointythings · 15/12/2023 14:11

Bloody hell, I live in a very shitty town but right now I am thankful for mains water.

Meanwhile Tortellini aka The Ladyship continues to surprise me; this morning she sat on the table while I worked, had many many pets, purred like mad and then washed my hand. Thos last is completely new.

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SequentialAnalyst · 15/12/2023 15:11

As @CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau alludes, this is all to do with Signal Detection Theory, which I actually understand (and some statistics, which I am not so strong onGrin). Any detection system will throw up false positives, but of course no-one knows at the time that they are false positives, they just know they are positives.

So they do what they should do when they get a positive - mitigate the risk, by moving people to somewhere with a different water supply, in this case. Can't have your customers dying of a water-born disease!

Of course, you can and should re-test, as the likelihood of two false positives in two tests is low (and can probably be calculated using statistical theory). And you never know, maybe in this case the source has been treated since the first test?

The other error you can get is technically called a Miss. That's the one to worry about in this case, because that would be Legionnaires being present, but NOT detected.

You can't eliminate these errors.

There's a bit more to it than this, but I'd have to go and look it up. There is no way of getting out of this problem - there is no certainty, only statistical probability.

.I must say, I am very disappointed that I won't be seeing Linney in a hotel room.

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 15/12/2023 15:18

Me too :( I was looking forward to Linney’s version of what Velvet would do: MEOW MEOW MEOW OH NO ACTUALLY MAYBE INVESTIGATE INVESTIGATE INVESTIGATE BITEY TIME BITE BITE MEOW BY THE WAY, but obviously more majestic.

I only know about medical stats, @SequentialAnalyst but I guess @TheShellBeach will find out sooner or later - keep yourself and Linney healthy anyway Shell and you’ll probably be golden.

SequentialAnalyst · 15/12/2023 15:55

How about you and Velvet singing carols at the Ritz, @CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau ?

Bit late for this year, but for next year I double dare you!

candles22 · 15/12/2023 16:11

🎅🏽

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TheShellBeach · 15/12/2023 16:11

I must say, I am very disappointed that I won't be seeing Linney in a hotel room

So is Linney. He had his bags packed and everything, and was prepared to ask for an upgrade if our room didn't suit him.

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CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 15/12/2023 16:15

Uh-oh @candles22! I don’t know your cat by name yet but they’re clearly thinking about something which may be related to jumping into the tree and its imminent collapse.

Allergictoironing · 15/12/2023 17:42

One already IS in the tree Cecile, just over half way up to the left hand side, and to the left of a large silver bauble 😁

twobluechickens · 15/12/2023 19:30

Allergictoironing · 15/12/2023 17:42

One already IS in the tree Cecile, just over half way up to the left hand side, and to the left of a large silver bauble 😁

Ha! I didn't see that one!

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