Not once in my life have I ever said "I wish a cat would climb on me and then stick its bum right in my face."

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

So why do they do it?? I swear I go "Get your bum out of my face!" Several times a day, usually while I'm trying to drink my cup of tea 🤣 it's amazing that neither of them has ended up washed in tea yet, honestly!

We call it being butt stamped.

Not long after we got them FemaleCat stepped across my arm which was on the table and sat on it , then slid forward smooshing her rubbery little bumhole across my wrist . I was this close to removing my top layers of skin with a scythe (if I owned a scythe)

At least they weren't in use 🤣