Welcome home from Girl Cat

[dancemom]

Last week I had to go away urgently due to a family emergency. Left Boy Cat and Girl Cat at home in the capable hands of my daughter who they adore.

Arrived back home at 3am to be welcomed with chirps and head butts from Boy Cat. Girl Cat didn't even get off the sofa.

I got to bed about 4am, Girl Cat popped her head through the door to check I was in bed them promptly threw up on the hall carpet. I got up, cleaned it up and came back to bed. Was just closing my eyes when Girl Cat wandered back in, climbed into my handbag and peed inside over everything including my passport 🤦🏻‍♀️

I feel suitably punished for leaving her 🙈

You are indeed. Is the passport ruined?

Fortunately not, it's drying out on the radiator currently

The handbag has been binned however

Ah, she’ll get it next time you go away

Yup. Now she knows she needs to up her game. And aim 😁
ps - cat tax?

But you didn’t bring her back a present. Next time ensure you stop for freshly peeled prawns or grain fed organic lightly
poached chicken breast. ….

Cat tax as requested, this is Girl Cat looking innocent 😇

Ooh! She is beautiful!!

She's beautiful, and so much catitude!

Poor love though, she must have been seriously stressed.

Tbh she doesn't look that innocent

I'm guessing you didn't feed her a snack or hand over some dreamies. Tut tut.

Shes definitely full of catitude! She's back to sleeping at my feet and peeing in her litter trays thankfully

Yabu to make up such a lie about that purrfect girl op...

🤣🤣🤣

Looks like butter wouldn't melt in that cute mouth! Did you bring her back a pressie?

I don't believe a word of it. You made all that up! How could such a pretty girl do things like that 😂

I thought exactly the same. There's a little glint in those gorgeous eyes 😁

Awww look at her on her little cushion, she deginately has a look about her <Be afraid , be very afraid>

When I went away for a week (visiting parents) the cats were delighted as I'm their Least Favourite Member of the House .
On my return one of them -my moneys on Female- sneaked behind a box propped against the bannister and left a turd . Timing was immaculate ! (Unlike my language )