What would a grumpy cat buy his owner for Christmas? Inspiration needed please.

[freckles20]

I usually get a gift for DH and DS (16) on behalf of our cat. It is a chance for us to have a laugh as the cat is pretty grumpy, self-absorbed and in reality would not lower himself to giving a gift to a human- but we all adore him and let him rule the roost.

Over the years I've bought funny books and T-shirts.

I'm struggling for ideas this year, google hasn't helped so I'd love some inspiration.

Google kitty litter cake 😄

Hot water bottle

A Self Improvement book

Since it's from a grumpy cat, a first aid kit(ty) might be useful.

A sock subscription. A new pair of socks every month for a year.

Chocolate mice

There's a great book called How to Live Like Your Cat

Cashmere socks

Dreamies of course! (Cats are never interested in what we want)!

Omg I'd love to do this to my friend, he has a very grumpy cat. (Who adores him though)but he wouldn't go in for any of those gift ideas.

A whoopie cushion so all litter tray smells can be blamed on the hoomans

Thank you! These are great.

Oh oh oh you have inspired an evil idea . I could buy a box of posh human biscuits. Remove the biscuits and replace them with Dreamies. Then add a cheeky note from the cat 😸.