If everyday is also "Caturday" in your house, can today be "Catownersday?

[Melsonby]

Twitter says today is Caturday and it's on the Internet so it must be true. Light-hearted!

DCat has a very indulged life but we wouldn't have it any other way. Just for one day today, I'd like it to be Catownersday.

Today dcat would:

1. Hoover the carpet to pick up all the detritis she brought in last night
2. Wash her own plates
3. Defur her bedding and wash it
4. Pay for own food for a change

What would your cat do?

She’d pop to vet and tell him how she is feeling and what she’s been up to so that he could have some idea of what’s been giving her the squits

They'd make me a nice cup of tea

I'd wake her up by reatedly smacking her in the face and yelling at her. If that didn't work it then bite her paw so she had no choice but to get up and give me her breakfast

He'd eat his dinner and enjoy it, instead of looking at it with disdain (for the last 6 months, he loved it).
Definitely would pick up his toys, empty his tray and vacuum!

Use her words and tell me why she is overgrooming and how I can help.

Also, when she is feeling a bit peckish, go and wait politely by her food bowl rather than hitting me across the face in Zoom meetings.

Ah yes zoom meeting's

I'd get her to work for the day, then during her meeting I'd sit on the desk and yell 'hello....HELLO'. I'd then show all her colleagues my bum
.

Ah yes and I would walk across the keyboard when she was giving a presentation, wrecking her slideshow and logging her out of the meeting

Mine turned my laptop onto airplane mode the other week.
I would say I'd do that, but still have no idea how she did it

She'd bury her poo and scoop her litter tray. And tell me what she wants when she sits in the hall in the evening and yowls!

My dd's dcats would collect the entrails of dd's gifts themselves..
Our dcat would open the fridge and steal his own chicken instead of sitting howling for some.

I'd spend the day tripping him up. Running after him everywhere he goes until I'm just in front of him and then stopping abruptly. I'd get bonus points for stairs.