If your cats were footballers...

[purrswhileheeats]

Who would they resemble?

Woody is like Peter Crouch - lanky and goofy, head in the clouds

Kloppy is physically like Wayne Rooney (chunk a lump) but personality more like err, Klopp

Rosie is like Ronaldo, dramatically falling to the floor and wailing

My old girl Alfi fancied herself as a Luis Suarez and would take chunks out of anyone

Magic is quite good at dribbling, cheddar would be on the bench.

Charlie would be Vinnie Jones in his Millwall days. He's a bit of a thug but he loves his human.

My old girl is Eric Cantona, and has lots of opinions on sardines and seagulls.

Raheem Sterling. Absolutely beautiful, runs weirdly.

Raheem Sterling..... drives all over the place!

Dives

one of mine facially resembles Kylian Mbappe, and she goes like a rocket as well. The other is slower, slightly crazy and prone to mindless violence, so Joey Barton probably.

Reginaa I just thought your cat was incredibly advanced and cool! But “dives” did make a bit more sense!

@purrswhileheeats I’m intrigued - did you name him Kloppy because of the resemblance, or was it just a coincidence?

There's a reason why Leroy was known as Leroy Suarez for a while.

Bitey li'l fucker.

[quote SomeKindOfFloppyWeirdo]@purrswhileheeats I’m intrigued - did you name him Kloppy because of the resemblance, or was it just a coincidence?[/quote]
I've named a few of my cats after LFC managers, I've had a Kenny and a Rafa. Rafa died (the cat, not Benitez) and I decided to wait until we had a worthy leader again; I didn't want to name a cat Gerard or Roy (!) I found my little boy last year and he was so joyous and smiley; the name Klopp just suited him 🥰

Aww @purrswhileheeats that’s a very cute tradition I can imagine a Klopp-like cat, especially as he has a bit of a Cheshire Cat grin

Gizmo is a bit like Luis Suarez with the constant chomping on our legs/hands/feet

My beautiful girl is probably a Luis suarez as she's quite bitey..or an Eric cantona-she likes to throw herself at poor innocent dogs and attack them. She's also David Beckham-pretty but dim.

BastardCat was Eric Cantona; his neck definitely had the upturned collar look and his Kung Foo kicks were second to none. As for “Seagulls following Sardine Trawlers”; enough said.