It's Day 3 of my captivity...

[wheresmymojo]

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Several days ago I was taken to the Place I Don't Like.

There were bright lights, a probe went up my bum, weird beings in white coats and masks stared down at me. Then I blacked out.

When I woke up it turned out they'd removed all of my boy bits.

I'm now kept in a cage. My humans are attempting to buy my silence with tuna...but I will never forget what happened at that place.

I have searched every corner of the cage for weaknesses. I've tried to force my way out with brute strength but I remain here...hostage.

All of my rights have been taken away. The humans on TV talk of 'Freedom Day'. How can they, when I am here, caged?

I will write again when my human leaves her communication device unattended,

Yours,

Skywhiskers.

Poor you. Surely you do t need to be in a cage though?

Be strong, Skywhiskers. Your captors are puny, meagre creatures. Be patient; watch closely. Your moment to escape will come.

Use your incarceration time to start plotting your revenge ……….. !

Why the cage?

Dear skywhiskars,

You need to sing long and loud the some of our people. I find starting at 2am and finishing around breakfast to be most productive at gaining whatever I want.

Your friend in a time of need.

Cuthbert. 🐾

Song

Apparently devices don’t like paws. 🐾

You need to make an enormous fuss. You really don't need to be in a cage

Hunger strike. If you are to be confined your captors need to do better to satisfy you. Salmon. Prawns. Caviar. Tuna is an outrage!

I’m wondering about the cage too, did your vet suggest it?.

Marvellous op though, if we routinely did it to humans the crime rate would go right down.

@Fluffycloudland77
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Why have your humans put you in a cage? Totally unnecessary - you should kick up a big fuss and demand to be released immediately!

And on a serious note - please don't cage your cat!

Be wary of birds during your confinement, Skywhiskers. They are informants.