I’ve just had to retrieve my cat from my neighbours window

[ProfessorInkling]

He was half in, half out of an upstairs bedroom window, crying as if broken. They tried to entice him down for half an hour before coming and getting me. At 11.15pm. God. I am mortified and my cat is an idiot. And he is strong, I had to wrestle him down while he made dying noises and now he is giving me dirty looks. I was asleep!

Anyone relate? 😆

They are very kind to try to rescue him and to get you. He should send them a card.

Today my cat got into a spare room and shut the door on himself. Then knocked over a plant, chewed a pillow and ripped up the carpet to try to get out. He was only missing a few minutes!

Cats are so dramatic, especially our girl cat.

She got stuck up a tree. We heard her and thought where on earth is she?! Looked up and the idiot got herself up a massive tree and couldn't get down. I was this close 🤏🏼 to phoning the fire brigade.
She also throws herself to the floor when she has a new collar on being the absolute diva she in. When I say throw I mean she stands there and just lets herself flop and really hit the ground.

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My cat tells me through her stares that cats are always right. Therefore, all the posters are wrong and should give your owners cats extra biscuits.

Not my cats but for some reason several of my neighbours cats have decided to befriend me. One is so determined and persistent it's making it hard to walk my dog as it constantly walks in front of me and stops demanding fuss. Now trying to come into the house and has brought it's friends too.
My cats are furious.

D(rama)Cat

I love these cat threads keep em
Coming!!

My carer went to collect a parcel that had been left at a neighbours and my cat walked along with my neighbour.

My carer asked what she was doing there, they thought they were giving milk to 'a stray kitten'. They no longer feed her milk (I bought the neighbour's grandson some cat milk) but she still visits and sleeps on the neighbour's belly.

Kloppy got trapped in my neighbour's basement recently. He'd been missing for almost 24 hours, I'd patrolled the neighborhood (with that horrible sick feeling in my stomach) looking for a body. I was about to put his mugshot on FB when I heard faint squeaking, yep there he was next door with his little face pressed up against the window