I have cracked how to make cats nicer to you

[Heneage]

My kitten is having her op today so she and her "brother" are starving because here has been No Food since last night.

I have never been so caressed, kissed and loved by them, as I have been since bedtime last night when their Dreamies supper failed to materialise.

Nose bumps, licks, purrs galore. Clearly, keep 'em hungry, keep 'em devoted is the way to go.

Mine wouldn’t do that-she would eat me in my sleep 😼😼😼

This ploy will only work very briefly. When no food appears after 30 minutes they'll bugger off to your neighbours pretending that they are strays.

Mine couldn't care less If they've been fasted for theatre.

Yet if you were starving them by giving them what they have, since today, decided is the "wrong food" they would just be ignoring you just like the loser they always knew you were.