How can two small cats take up an entire king sized bed?

[Toddlerteaplease]

Am on nights. It would appear that I need to decamp to the sofa. Snorg is snoring her head off.

😂 They unfurl themselves. And they have no guilt.

My little darling has taken to sleeping all night on my pillow. Occasionally I am woken by the sensation of a paw pressing firmly into my cheek.

Arrogance. That’s how.

Cheddar likes to make biscuits on my face at 3am. She sleeps on the spare pillow. But if I move Snorg has taken to grabbing the other. So I have to squeeze in anywhere I can.

If you asked the cats the same question they would turn it around and say how can they be expected to sleep on anything smaller!

Snorg adores hers beds tough. So she can't use that excuse. She's now pushing me off my pillow.

You dare question it?

I think the question is 'what are you doing in their bed?'

Since Snorg has five beds of her own. I think I should be allowed to have one to call my own!