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Captain V and Paws, rulers of the world

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ClientQ · 05/05/2020 14:44

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swampytiggaa · 01/06/2020 15:38

Wednesday threw herself out of the dining room window which is first floor. She hit the garden bench on the way down then landed awkwardly.

Limped for a couple of days but could weight bare so didn’t worry too much.

Hasn’t learnt from it tho...

Allergictoironing · 01/06/2020 15:47

@ClientQ

Ollie is EXHAUSTED. God knows why, he's done nothing
Well, nothing that YOU know about anyway Wink
ClientQ · 01/06/2020 16:03

@Allergictoironing I'm working from home WinkWink
I now know exactly what he does all day nothing except snore

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Allergictoironing · 01/06/2020 16:08

Ah but what does he do while you're asleep? I know mine party hard during the night - I would NEVER have put that slipper under the table and behind the pile of junk! Either that, or I have a poltergeist Grin

ClientQ · 01/06/2020 16:13

He sleeps all night Blush I come in the living room in the morning and have to wake him up

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Supersimkin2 · 01/06/2020 17:51

Zen meditation, innit. @ClientQ are you staying WFH for now?

@Fluffycloudland77 is DH back at work?

ClientQ · 01/06/2020 17:58

I am, still shielding!

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Fluffycloudland77 · 01/06/2020 18:33

No. No he is not.

ClientQ · 01/06/2020 18:42

We have reopened today (I've been working for a week) and I'm WFH still. Ollie is most displeased and tried to wail hello to a customer earlier

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Supersimkin2 · 01/06/2020 19:34

Grin Good afternoon, Oliver Queen speaking, Senior Manager. How may you be of assistance to me?

Is anyone else a bit nervy about going out? I'm strangely reluctant but also lazy, so I've been on the bus rather than walk a mile. But still a bit of a homebird, tbh.

Fluffycloudland77 · 01/06/2020 19:46

Yeah his is opened but only reduced sales team etc.

Most people are distancing.

ClientQ · 01/06/2020 20:09

Paws is most enjoying me WFH
Breakfast, morning snack, lunch, afternoon snack, tea, supper...
Ollie "mama I never get to eat ma food. I blink and it's gone" Grin

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TheSparklyPussycat · 01/06/2020 21:57

Hello all. Here's a photo of late DCat Midnight. She does look cross! Will look out some other ones where she's in a better mood.

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YesItsMeIDontCare · 01/06/2020 22:25

That's a face my Leroy pulls frequently 😂.

Supersimkin2 · 02/06/2020 09:09

How many dreamies did you fail to serve?

ClientQ · 02/06/2020 10:46

My dad was on the phone to me and Ollie was wailing (my dad doesn't do cats)
"What does it want?"
Oh well, it's second breakfast time
"Can you not give him some treats? He sounds hungry"
Me Hmm hungry. Whatever

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 02/06/2020 11:29

'It'. My Mum says 'it' for animals.

I thought that Ollie actually had your Dad well under the paw really?

nettie434 · 02/06/2020 11:33

[Grin] Ollie can even exert control remotely!

ClientQ · 02/06/2020 11:33

@YetAnotherSpartacus secretly. He just sits and blinks at my dad who treats him like a small dog Grin
My mum claims to be "allergic" she just doesn't like cats but Ollie slept behind her on the sofa (disguised on a black fluffy blanket and she didn't even notice him

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Supersimkin2 · 02/06/2020 11:45

Your Dad secretly loves Ollie.

Supersimkin2 · 02/06/2020 11:50

Culture Cats of the Day:

Henry Wellcome (d 1936) was a London millionaire who chose to live in a Portland Place hotel while maintaining a palatial Regents park residence for the sole occupancy of his three beloved cats.

Wellcome was a collector, entrepreneur, philanthropist and even inventor, and the archetypal cat owner.

Nestling in the recesses of his personal papers are page after page of instructions for successive pet-sitters.
One memo notes that the cats were “accustomed to eating cooked beef, ox & lamb liver & kidney, boiled hake and cod, salmon & sardines”, and, occasionally, “a little raw beef, if it is finely cut up”

Fresh meat and fish was delivered to No. 6 Gloucester Gate daily by Wellcome’s butcher and fishmonger (‘NOT from a ‘cats meat’ butcher”) .

On Sundays, by which time the patience of the cook was presumably wearing thin, the cats were treated to a tin of salmon.

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nettie434 · 02/06/2020 12:07

You know the most fascinating things Supersimkin2. Won't ever walk past the Wellcome Institute again without thinking of Henry's cats. Don't let Capn V read this post or you will be even more of a cat slave than you already are! No more M&S, he will be asking you to go to one of those artisan butchers.

Supersimkin2 · 02/06/2020 12:47

Meh @nettie, nothing would surprise me. @Fluffycloudland77's DH is known for whipping out the tin of salmon for asbo.

DH isn't an eccentric billionaire, worse luck eh Fluffy.

YesItsMeIDontCare · 02/06/2020 13:30

Oh christ Super, I hope Leroy never hears of that! He already thinks he's neglected...

Allergictoironing · 02/06/2020 18:59

Leo the Cathedral Cat and his mates have just had a starring slot on the London and South East News Smile. All 4 were shown (including one stealing cream from a jug Grin), with Leo being petted by the reporter and looking very smug and relaxed.

Apparently the disappearing cat on YouTube has had more views than any other video from there.

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