To whomever is in charge of the weather

[TheBrockmans]

Could you please change it. If only on one side of the house. It is raining at both the front and the back of the house. It doesn't look too bad from inside but as soon as the door opens you can feel the precipitation. It has been like this all morning and my slave seems incapable of fixing it. She has tried every half an hour or so but still every time she opens the door it is obvious that she has failed. She has suggested that I can go out anyway, but surely this is not a satisfactory solution. I have even tried staring at her but this does not seem to improve her skills in weather control.

I hope to hear from you soon

TheBrockman's cat (obviously not my sister who cares not what the weather is like as she lazes around indoors all day regardless of the weather).

Yep. Ours is beyond fucked off, stalking back and forth from front to back cat flap howling like he's injured. I know he's saying "I'M BOOOOOOORRRREEEED MUM". Goes out for 30 seconds, comes in soaked and stands wailing wanting to be rubbed down with a towel.

I tell him there's nothing I can fucking do about it but he clearly thinks i'm full of shit.

Fortunately mine don't care about the weather and Snorg is happily playing football with a price of plastic. Maybe I should let her out, to save the groomer giving her a bath later. But that would mean picking up a wet soggy Persian. And I'd also end up soaked!

I am with you Bouffalant cat. I went out for 20 minutes, sat under a hedge and came back in again. I am hoping that having come in and now going out again that it will reset the weather, though annoyingly the grass is now all wet.

I love it when it's just been 'sprinkling' and they come in with little silvery droplets on their fur.