AIBU to steal my slaves bed ? I was out catting till 4am

[WatcherOfTheNight]

I don't know why my slave is always in my bed when I get home ,she knows I like my pillows ready for me yet I always have to wake her up & get her to move.

Sometimes she won't get up ,not even when I've left her a gift in the kitchen & decorated it with feathers and moths. I just can't believe after all that ,I have to sleep on the end of my bed instead...Unbelievable !

You are failing in your duties to your feline overlord!

I don't know why my space complains when I wake her up several times a night for biscuit making. She is V Unreasonable.

Human, not space!

Oh my ❤️

My humans leave me snoozing downstairs alone when they go to bed. When I wake up scared, charge up the stairs and leap on their bed, they make grumbly noises.

How could they do that to a poor defenceless little cat (7.4kg!) like me?!

Must train them better...

We don’t mind her sleeping in our bed because she’s lovely and warm, but it’s such a relief when she wriggles out from under us and we can have it to ourselves.