Slavery getting rid of my favourite chair. AIBU

[Toddlerteaplease]

My slaves are giving my favourite chair to DD2. I think this is very unfair and totally unreasonable behaviour. DD2 had an identical chair and gave it away. I feel my need is far greater than hers. AIBU? The photos are of me on my chair.

Love Mithril

(Mithril is my parents cat, incase you are wondering)

*Titles should say slaves.

YANBU. Your slaves are being totally unreasonable. Our slaves would never think of doing such a thing! We recommend half a dead mouse in some suitable place, like your slave's bed or maybe inside their shoe.

Signed, J&W

Oh that’s really mean of them, the cat can’t go and get it’s own chair but your dsis can.

I think I'll scratch their fairly new and very expensive sofa in return. Serves them right!
Ps. How handsome am I?!!

Very handsome!

Scratch it. Wee on it too, just for good measure.