I'm jesting of course...sort of... 
We've gone away and left the Scaredy Cats for the first time since we got them six months ago. They've gone back for a holiday with the CP woman who fostered them so I know they're in good hands but goodness me I miss them! I miss their stinky litter and the scratches and bites and snuggles and sniffing my ears and them trying to kill me by tripping me up on stairs. It's going to be a long 10 days...