This is how my sister describes the toddler girls

[Toddlerteaplease]

magic is an inanimate blob of fur who moves only when she thinks the house might be on fire. And cheddar has the intellect of a prehistoric one celledorganism. So the fact they communicated anything to you is unlikely x

AIBU to go NC!

Absolutely not !

To be fair Cheddar possibly has two brain cells. Magic only has one!

Eevee shares one with her sister I think
Yesterday she curled up in a carrier bag & when she got out her tail was stuck in it ,before I could get to her ,she flew out of the house ,down the side of it ,up the wall onto the kitchen roof ,onto next doors & ran across the wall into the lane all while it billowed out behind her ! As she jumped down the bag filled properly with air and came off . All happened in about 10 seconds,I couldn't stop laughing!

Ha ha

Couldn't possibly comment without seeing a picture...

Cheddar and Magic

Has she always been like this?

Even a prehistoric one-celled organism can communicate their utter cuteness and total mastery over you.

(Excuse me while I have a totally unMumsnetty squeeeee moment at those photos.)

@Fluffycloudland77 yes. She's always scaring of them. But loves them really.

My mum says my cats aren't 'proper' kitties! How could she!

Scathing

Love those faces !

2 of mine

Yes. That's what my parents say as well!

Cheddar is still taking over your shower I see!

mine aren't exactly brains of Britain....falling off fences, sofas, beds....and occasionally headbutting walls.....

Oh no! She must have her specs on upside down and is clearly confusing your darlings with cuddly toys. They are fabuloso!

@toddler - just want to kiss their smoochy faces! You have beautiful kitties!

Thankyou. Unfortunately all my friends and colleagues think they are fugly

Oh do they ? Sorry Toddler ,but there's only one answer to that -fuck the lot of them,with brass bells on !

I'm a sucker for a squishy one but DH says no more room at the inn ,but I do have my pile of piggies ,cats & a labrador that should be bald to keep me company , so I suppose I have to agree with him ...for now

Omg. I'm a sucker for smooshy faced animals. I am not a dog person but tthey are cute!

Our Biggie (according to Hubby) has about 3 or 4 brain cells. That's it. Hubby refers to him as "the big dope". To illustrate: Biggie has almost no hunting instinct, will not eat human food (not even tuna, though he will drink tuna water), and tried to make friends with a dog once. (She appeared not to know quite what to make of him.) We honestly don't think he would survive on his own.

Fortunately he is a very lovely boy and quite friendly. He loves people and attention.

Snorg also has no hunting instinct. Doesn't know how to play with toys and has noises how to steal human food. Though I think she is learning a bit from Cheddar on that one. She's made a swipe for my dinner once!

I'm very glad that she's defyab indoor cat. She escaped once and didn't like it and hid till I rescued her.