PB, some Ginge love and a LWT

[Ollivander84]

Here!

I’ve had Fat Matt lying on my chest for half the night. Which means I wake up with backache from sleeping on my back and a stiff neck from having it twisted to the side to avoid his ample backside...

Ooh how lovely and soft yet unbelievably uncomfortable Papergirl1968. It's hard when one has a pet of majesty both in size and strength of opinion.

I am knackered, I spent most of last night clinging to the mattress piping while Mr C displayed an unorthodox understanding of 'sharing the bed'. He's full of beans.

Injured baby rat on the patio, in a Tupperware box lined with cloths. Been there nearly 2 hrs so I am hoping it will recover.

Well done Fluffy. If Roland/Rolanda makes it to dawn you should be ok.

I take it asbo's not wearing a nurse's cap.

Ollie is raging. I've started the organised mum cleaning method which is 30 mins a day
"STOP cleaning. We sits and we cuddles. STOPPIT NOW"

Asbo has back to me, occasionally I get a filthy look. Rat has water, bread and cat biscuits. It looks a bit better. Feel awful.

Fluffy you are not responsible for 3 million years of evolutionary behaviour.

You are, however, joint carer for a Bengal. That is a worse job.

There's a bengal about 7 houses down from me. I can hear it shouting through the double glazing. Ollie sits and looks horrified and goes to explore what "all DAT noise is about"

You better get asbo on the bed tonight in case he tries to get onto the terrace.

Ditto Ollie, after all that housework :)

If you can imagine being simultaneously crushed and smothered, Lana, you get the idea. If I push him off and turn over, he climbs on to my shoulder.
Last night he jumped on the bed and walked on my right ankle and left knee to get to the other side of me where there was loads of room, before deciding he preferred the other side after all and went back, forcing me to shuffle over to create space.
But god, nothing hurts as much as when he walks on my boobs!

But I can’t get cross with him when he shows me his furry belly...

Oohh, check out that splendiferous tumbo. I agree, one look at the Belly of Bliss and I am putty in the cat's paws.

That is a glorious sight. You must be so proud. He must never diet.

Oh the boob walk pain!
Ollie has taken drastic measures to stop the cleaning madness

Mr C trampolines on my shoulder, it hurts terribly. The GP asked 'what are those bruises doing there' :)

When you flip him off, he gets back on. You have to get up and serve a meal for it to stop.

I wish Matt would take lessons in catting from Ollie. My furry overlord will only sit on me in bed. Never has been a lap cat.
The other thing he does which is really annoying (but cute) is pat my face to wake me up, try to paw the duvet from off me, and gently bite the tip of my nose.

Ollie doesn't move off me! If I ask him to move, I get an injured face and a silent miaow (he opens his mouth in protest)
Currently sat on my shoulder like a parrot reading this post and searching for catsnet AIBU

On the world wide interpet.

Good morning. O is staying in bed while his slave is off to work

The kittens got a little excited over the treat sticks

Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Seconding Spartacus - Squeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Little FANGS. Sooo cute

You should hear the noise

Luco has fleas! Don't know if you saw my thread yesterday. Treated him last night and he seems better this morning, and the only fleas I've found are on the clothing hamper full of my bestie's clean clothes so those have gone back in on a hot wash.

It's Fred's pink nose that has me.

Oh they have cheered me up no end, am in agony today then oh look kittens 😃