She stormed off her usual spot on the bed to sleep on the sofa downstairs.
But came back up twice to shout at me…for a little cat she has a big voice!
Then when she heard me getting up for the loo she came rushing up the stairs in to the bathroom, and sat staring at the door with her back to me 
I’ve just woken up and she’s sat jussst out of reach on the bed, again with her back to me, and checking to see if I’ve noticed.
My crime?
She wanted to sit on my lap.
A: she never wants to sit on my lap, my head, chest, shoulders yes but not lap.
B: I have severe nerve pain in my legs, even a light blanket on them is painful. So her admittedly dainty weight on them with the kneading sounds like a form of medieval torcher.
C: I then had the barefaced cheek to go to bed without her (she was eating).
So how long do you reckon I’ll be punished for?
Added pic ignore the cuteness!!