well done darling you found my tomato

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Tell of things you have said to your D cats , at the time entirely rational then after

For the avoidance of doubt said fruit was of the plum variety , rolled into a dark corner of the kitchen. I am not some hairy handed you know what....

"You don't like corned beef, we've had this discussion before"

I have had the opposite, crazy at the time but later vindicated. Told DCat it would be more mannerly to come to me and ask to go outside rather than yowl at the back door. DH looked at me like but the next time, DCat came into the living room to make his request. I am now terrified that he understands every word I say.

Entre-Vous Monsieur Pussy chat, Jeeves is here to open the door at your command /sarcasm.