15 years old, smelly, grumpy, vile, bad-tempered, belligerent toerag of a cat with no appreciation of the finer points of cat hygiene. A complete lack of understanding of the use of either the litter tray or the catflap and a tendency to arrive on your lap from the rain bearing a strong resemblance to a soggy otter.
I raise a glass to you, you wonderful disgrace
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