What's your DCat up to today? Pt 2

[Ollivander84]

All kitties welcome! Ollie is having a nap with squinty eyes on his human

Ha!

Londonjam how funny! You best lay an extra place.

dementedpixie these fine evenings are keeping them out longer. One of mine's on the missing list as well.

One came back (had seen him over the fence playing with a feather) and dh took ladders out to get over the back fence as there is a grassy area there before it hits the metal fence that sections it off from the railwayline, to look for the other one. They are only 6 months old so I worry when they are gone for 3 hours area time.

Anyway Storm arrived back while dh was still over there so he is back in and the door is shut again (no cat flap as it is a sliding glass patio door). He has eaten and used the litter as he doesn't seem to pee/poo outside and we're just glad he's back safe

Ollie is outside. Somewhere. I shouted and got three cats, none of which were mine

We think Ernie may of figured out how to get out of the garden.. He cant really climb, has never made any attempt to climb even onto work surfaces...especially after his first foray up a tree which he fell out of.. injuring his leg

Anyway...OH comes in after 6am..and lets Ernie out.... he has been being naughty for a while refusing to come in, so OH goes to bed leaving Ernie out...DS and I get up not long after and he will usually come running in...not today. I get back from school and realise he is no where in the garden...go to look out for him and find him out the front...I have never been happier to see him hiding under the car..

Mine is now back, sitting on my lap and in for the night. She chased my very nervous cat earlier on and she peed herself with fear. Poor girl, she's scared of everything.

Are all furries home & safe now?

Yep, Ollie came running in howling to tell me all about his night

@Ollivander84 -

I've just watched that "Miss Ma Human" clip - you sound so like me talking to Leroy DH that it was me!

Hope you're feeling OK.

Haha maybe we all talk to our cats in the same way?!

This cat spent most of last night trapped on next door's balcony; eventually managed to jump back at 3.30am and miaowed pitifully at my window to be let back in. She's beautiful but thick as fuck

Very beautiful.

Very beautiful cozie and now barred from my balcony. It's the third time she's done it now - the last time my neighbours were away and I had to rope in another neighbour to fetch his ladder to rescue her

The 3rd time?

You'd have thought she would be learning by now.

Tootsie now has her own bedroom....it was a storage cupboard but I've moved most stuff out to give her her own private room.

Going to get an oil radiator for the room for when it's cold and a big scratch tower too..

Spoilt? Her? Noooo

Bigtap she's beeeooootiful 😻

Soubriquet perfectly reasonable.

Our (relatively new) neighbours fed our boy last weekend. Felt slightly embarrassed explaining his water fountain and biscuit tower...

Bigtap She's gorgeous and looks really sweet. But there is something about her face that suggests not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I'm so upset that's twice in a week. I can't stop crying the poor thing had been locked out and mustve gone into the shop window downstairs when I went to ask if they'd seen her they started crying saying cats were evil. I asked them to shut their windows on a night. When I went back to the flat she was sitting there soaking wet. I feel like giving my flatmate a months notice but is that dramatic?

@EachandEveryone I don't personally think it's dramatic. Drastic maybe, but I'd give notice. Your flat mate is a human adult who should be able to follow simple instructions (don't let the cat out), your pusscat needs looking after.

Find a new flat mate with a brain.

I'd fuck the flat mate off. She/he clearly has comprehension issues.

Each your flatmate is bad news, I'm afraid. She won't stop doing it and then she'll do something else, worse. Sack her off, as we say in Sarf London.

Fluffy the ratings would top the royal wedding. He'd get his own show - Pet Problems with ASBO - bowls of dreamies in the mic-ed up green room then curtains to piss on measured by a pissometer, a cat boxing ring, and half-witted human experts talking about the dangers to kittens of the InterPet.

All the free aftershow counselling would have been snapped up, pre-shoot, by DH.

Gorgeous photos on here.

Marshall was out last night, in the rain. Called and called him and resorted to going out with the torch to look for him. Not on the motorbike but found him curled up under the trailer, and as soon as I spotted him he got up, stretched and just ambled up the path to the house.

It's pouring down here today. All the cats are sleeping peacefully. Bella is next to me on the armchair making snuffly noises.

I'm being chirruped at! Actually found this video of him, this is the day he arrived with me https://instagram.com/p/9EQPA_Nd7M/

caoraich of course she didn't do it! Have you seen the cat who reverse flicks the loo roll and leaves it all tidy again?

m.wimp.com/cat-unrolls-toilet-paper-then-politely-puts-it-back/