If your cat was a celebrity, who'd they be?

[RubbishMantra]

Little M, . V. naive, but without the brattishness. Well, maybe a tiny bit...

MCat definitely Antonio Bandaras - quietly sinister. You'd be scared and thrilled in equal measures if he sat next to you at a party.

Boycat is the reincarnation of Kenneth Williams.
Girlcat is Perry from Kevin and Perry.
Babygirlcat is Arya Stark

Brian Blessed. You can hear him from all over the house.

The Krays
Murdering little buggers. .

SmokingCat may well be the Cat form of Charles Bronson. He's so bloody vicious

Lauren Bacall

Dermot O'Leary. Very sociable and chilled, and gives his own version of comforting hugs.

My girl would be Mary Berry. Making old ladyhood cool.

Charles Bronson, The Krays! I thought MCat was murderous... He's stopped bringing things like stoats into the house, but I'm still afraid to even breathe when he's on my lap.

Little M (my Devon) is a sort of naive little hippy cat, bouncing about making odd experimental noises. Maybe more of a John Lennon really. He actually was named after a musician.

Mine would have to be the very handsome model, David Gandy.
My cat is an enormous white Maine coon and unbelievably beautiful, I've had random people stop in the street to take photos of him before haha

I imagine mine speaking like Chris Eubank for some unknown reason, but personality wise, more like the cat from Red Dwarf. Sort of bouncey and pleased with everything, especially himself. The scene where the cat is marking everything with an aerosol "that's mine, that's mine..."

My boy is a young Paul Newman. He would be one of those show cats and probably would have made a mint as a stud as he's also an Abyssinian, if he landed a different owner.

Girl cat - Kate Bush - Totally bonkers but in an appealing way
Boy cat - Rag n Bone man - Overweight but good looking and has swag

Courtney love pain in the arse cat

Charles Bronson aka britains most violent prisoner.

Mr Bean. Bloody cat is hopeless. Sometimes he brings me home a single, clearly naturally discarded, feather as a gift, because the 3 legged brain damaged little weirdo isn't clever enough to catch an actual bird.

Good job I love him. He's taken to sleeping in the rabbit hutch all day while the rabbit bounces about in her run.

My old girl when I had her still (died a few years ago) would have totally been Audrey Hepburn.

Elegant, intelligent, surprisingly sociable and very playful. She had such a pretty face, and definite eyelashes

Joanne Lumley - calm and collected in every situation, always immaculately turned out and willing to fight for what she loves.

I dunno, I had Asbo down as more of a Charles Manson type, with his violent ways and charisma.

I honestly cannot think of a tiny brained, vain, long haired celebrity that Smoky could be but if you can think of one let me know!

Bluebell would be Pat from Eastenders for sure.

Dcat would hate the celebrity life. But if I had to choose one it would have to be an aloof and bitchy celebrity.

Naomi Campbell!

Girl cat would be Greta Garbo....' I want to be alone....'
Boy Cat would be.... Johnny Depp.....cute and quirky with a wicked streak....

(dog would be Owen Wilson)

Mermaid Kimmy K?

Our cat would be Captain Mainwaring. Strutting about the place having a group of unwilling lackeys at her beck and call yet unable to actually catch anything for herself.

Old boy would be Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown, as he walks round in a cloud of stink.

Older blond girl puss would be Jane Horrocks character in Little Voice, scared of everything, with her little twitches.

Young, dark, hairy puss would be Corinne Bailey Rae, with her quirky, sweet singing voice.