Hooliescat is a stunner.
While I am convinced my darling little babykitten is the very picture of sainted innocence, I have shut the chicken in the microwave overnight. The fridge is too badly damaged to use any more 
Fluffy I do wish you lived near me. We dine like kings round here on M&S reductions. The whole of Clapham is savagely competitive - I've boasted about my muffins for 20p twice today. It's much more fun never knowing what you are going to eat and you can treat other people as well.