What's your dcat doing today?

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Mine has the right idea.

Hm. Auto feeder may be the way to go although I fear catface may also be too stupid to use it. She's a bit dense.

She got herself stuck under the tv cabinet the other day trying to fish out a ball she'd chased under there.

Love her though.

Today Ollie wanted to be a circle/ball/mound of fluff

Just how does a cat fall off a trampoline from a stationary, seated position? I wouldn't have thought it possible.

Crazycat had a lovely sunny start to the day, stretching in the sunshine whilst her humankitten went to church. Then had an afternoon of helping me do chores - see picture of a mad cat in the shower. And I wrote a teaching session with a cat on my chest, a book on my knee, typing with two fingers on the carefully balanced laptop to my right. So kind of her to assist me. So now we've got our feet and paws up MNing/ sleeping.

Cozie she was sitting on the edge of the trampoline gazing around vacantly and was distracted by a noise next door or inside her head, turned her head too sharply and fell off the side

I've actually taken her to the vet as I've never known such a stupid (but very endearing) moggy. Her eyes and balance and everything are fine, she's just not CatMensa material

Little M's just managed to leap up on the bed dragging his favourite thing to hump. He likes an audience.

Oh, now he's just fallen off, trying "spoons". He gamely carried on, dragging his f-buddy around the room. Now making triumphant noises of... I'm not sure what. Happiness perhaps?

Not a photo of today's actual sexploits, but this is what he was doing.

Well he had an excuse - of sorts. Which is more than I can say for Lovecat. (Or 'ThingCat' except that that name sounds a little .........harsh? )

He's probably nicked my phone and is sexting LoveCat as I type, Cozie.

Rubbish
Ollie is still being a ball of snoring fluff. I prodded him to check he was breathing and he snapped his tail over his eyes after glaring at me

who would think that such a cute little fluff ball could be so RUDE Mantra .

I sometimes wonder if someone's slipped him viagra, the little humpster. He was at it as a 4 and a half month kitten, and then back on it the day after neutering!

He's now all shagged out, and making wuffly sleep noises from under his baby blankie. (God, that sounds so wrong)

Like you, Hollin, I have to poke Little M to ensure he's not actually a cauliflower that's been thrown on the bed/sofa when he's passed out.

The biggest feather mess I ever saw was when a dove was caught by a raptor in our garden: it looked as if it had been snowing on the top lawn. Cats just don't compare.

He's quite the exhihitionst, Heman. And he purrs really loudly whilst doing it, which sounds a lot like pervy, heavy breathing. Or the Necktie Strangler, in Hitchcock's film, Frenzy, when he exclaims, "lovely, LOVELY, LOVELEEE!" whilst murdering his victims.

And you allow him to sleep with you?

Neighbourhood watch

I have to poke Little M to ensure he's not actually a cauliflower that's been thrown on the bed/sofa when he's passed out

I actually just laughed out loud!

A bit of light, erm, gardening

Ensuring that I don't overdo things - every time I sit down, she sits on me! It's then very hard to get going again!!

Those are very accusatory eyes, Eliza. Have you not been following her orders?

I think they say, what do you mean, you need to put the potatoes in? They are the part of the dinner I am least interested in

You are not giving us LittleM's best points here Mantra. A little, pervy, panting, humping cauliflower! .

ememem I've now got 4 cats with automatic cat feeders. The first cat to have one took 6 months to use it properly - second cat, 48 hours (which may have hastened first cat to use hers as she should have). Get one and persevere!

Three of my cats were waiting in a queue