It's not my chair anymore is it?

[PinkSparklyPussyCat]

I should probably give in gracefully and sit somewhere else shouldn't I?

I'm afraid so.

It depends on the 'somewhere else'. That will likely become attractive in its turn.

I'm afraid not, no, for the time being anyway. You'll have to wait a while until something more favourable appeals. It could be some time or, if you're lucky, it could be quick. Either way, you have no say in the matter. Now, find somewhere else to park yourself.

You still get to clean it though. Take comfort in that.

OK, I understand. Maybe I'll get it back one day...