whyyyy you furry mentalists?!

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Bladdy shit bags. Theyve chewed

A moment's prayerful contemplation for the fate of the OP, here?

On edge of seat...

Have they chewed your typing fingers?

We may never know.

Through the Christmas lights?
Christmas cards in sealed envelopes?
Corner of wrapped presents?
Smoked salmon?

Through the wall and moved in with the neighbours?

Fucking android app!! my lights theyve chewed my lights bastards

Ceiling ones?!?!
Chandeliers?
Christmas lights? Maybe they aren't feeling the festive love.
In all seriousness lights and electricity!! Everyone ok?

Well they're quite safe from the sound of it. Bright cats.

Sorry my original op was much mor descriptive and witty... christmas tree lights which ive had to carefully remove around the ornaments. they murdered the hampster the other week. absolute menaces!

Christmas lights are usually 12v. John Lewis lights are reduced now.

I'll pick up more but its getting them looking right without moving off all the decs. They do it to beast me im sure!

It's their Xmas present! You don't begrudge them it, surely?

Mine's just puked up all over his scratch post and a pile of books. Which I am now expected to clear up. With one arm. My non dominant arm (broke my shoulder). The furry git.

Well of course you are! What else do you think you were put on this earth for?

(But I hope the break mends soon. )

Murdered the hamster? Really? How on earth did they get to it. Poor little thing.

Yes. That gave me pause.

Mine are in the doghouse because my best friend came round and he's never met them. Lives a long way away. And the usually sociable little buggers hid under the bed. I desperately wanted him to meet them.

Toddler They're scuffing up their posh new hairstyles on the underside of the bed. They'll finally emerge to meet your friend looking like a pair of poster children for the RSPCA. "These two abused persians lived under a bed for 6 months, surviving only on woodlice, spiders and the condensation they licked from the walls....."

Ha ha that made me laugh out loud! To be fair I never get visitors and had another two in the time he was here so they probably would have come out had the others not come to collect their frozen veg/leather armchair.

Fucking grief cat has been ignoring me until I sit down to read the paper, then he plonks his furry little arse on whatever I am reading then refuses to move.

The hampster was a really sad affair. Really sweet little fella he was too. basically he was moved from a normal 'boring' cage to a rotastak tubes tunnels space pod contraption.. this seemed to peak cats interest.. so he was moved up high and room closed off when we were not around. all was well. we then went away over night and cat feeder left door open. cats knocked off cage.. poor sod managed to hide but died of shock the next day. It was awful. we have now said no more prey pets because the cats are actually evil.

Bad luck, eh, OP. At least they didn't pee on them :)

So sorry about your poor little hamster. RIP Hammy. Prob better not to ask for another small furry for Xmas.

Sad - but not their fault.

Has the cat feeder taken it to heart?

There is no P in hamster.