Ffs I can't sleep as the bloody cat hasn't come home yet, surely this isn't norma!?

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

Talk about a cat slave

I don't know about everyone else, but that's normal for me :D

I didn't sleep well at all without my bundle of fluff on my feet

Came bouncing in during the early hours though full of beans

Before the cats had access to the cat flap night and day, CandleCat2 wouldn't come in until the early hours and I was exhausted waiting up for him. Now that he can come and go as he pleases, he's generally tucked into his basket by 10pm. At least I can sleep now, though.

Very unusual for him not to be tucked up in bed with us by 11!

I've always been 'reminded' when it's time for bed. (Or time for lights out if I'm already there.)

Oh yeah totally normal. As is thinking "I'm going to kill that cat when he gets back" then smothering him with kisses while saying mommy missed you so much and we didn't know where you were you naughty boy, and then giving him a chew stick.