What would your cat google if it went online?

[DrAdmin]

I recently googled 'what are dew claws?' and I thought Jess might google 'what are thumbs?' if she could go online

What about your cat?

How to get a secret supply of Dreamies

How to lock humans in bathroom when kitchen door is open and roast beef is on the side

Where best to hide decapitated mice

How to dispose of the dog

How do I stay asleep longer

Where did my balls go.

Where have my testicles gone?

MrsB great minds!!

Inventive ways to wake up your owners

What's the world record for how many times you can get your owner to open the door to let you in/out .

Opera
Cheapest Sheba pouches
Catnip
How to stop my humans pushing me off the work counter

Why does my person say "OW!!!" and stop playing when I play-bite?

He would order loads of new laser toys

Best way to get dead hen pheasant through small window (therefore not leaving a trail of giblets down said window and white wall and getting an absolute bollocking from me ).

"What restaurants deliver..."

He is in a permanent diet.

The Lion: how to keep my snail-tail out of my own faeces...

The Snowshoe: how to bypass stair gates (yes really, the poor thing has never worked out how to jump over)

DH's cats would google "How to get rid of your servant's wife so you can sit on the furniture and scratch the carpet".

how to order food. Particularly those Webbox tasty stick things, one rustle of the packet drives him crazy.

HOW TO CATCH THE RED DOT!!!!!

Also they would go to Sainsburys.com and order a truck full of cucumbers and cherry tomatoes because they are insane.

Cat 1 where did this other cat come from and how can I get rid of it?

Cat 2 why doesn't cat 1 want to play with me?

Why do my humans stick a needle in me twice a day?
Most effective ways to avoid swallowing tablets the adult female is too good
How to unlock doors.

Breeding mice for fun and profit

Old girl: spa breaks in the countryside

Young girl: take away delivery numbers