What would your cat google if it went online?

[DrAdmin]

I recently googled 'what are dew claws?' and I thought Jess might google 'what are thumbs?' if she could go online

What about your cat?

Why is peeing on the small human a punishable offence?

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this They'd even put aside lifelong hatred of each other for an uneasy truce to reorder as often as possible.

I was going to post that exact thing :o

How to get rid of the new kitten?

These are great

My cat would google.

'Invisibility cloaks for cats' so that he could sneak up on the birds and actually catch one.

'How to look tough in front of other cats'

'Why don't humans like to share their glass of water?'

Can raw minced beef be found in the wild.

Other cats don't flinch when I try to scare them out of my garden what am I doing wrong?

What is a wussy cat, my human often says this out loud

Will a curtain pole hold the weight of an adult cat?

Why does the dustbin Lorry frightened me

Can a pigeon kill a cat

How to catch birds when they are in the sky?

What are these scary fluffy things that don't move? (Soft toys)

How to make the humans send back the small human they brought home one day

What is the thing that comes out of the taps. Why is it always wet?

How to get human to give me more wet food / chicken / ham

Little M - Hair transplant.

MCat - where can I buy a crossbow.

Both - why isn't my slave a mind-reader?

I love my human so much but I can't resist biting her. Can cats do CBT?

Why does the human keep bathing me after I've rolled in mud?
How to kill the human when she tries to bath me?
Where does the human put the dead mice and rabbit heads?
Why am I on a diet?

Why are humans so stupid?
Are my humans in the "gifted and talented" section of stupidity?
How come humans haven't stupidified their way to extinction?
Can humans be clicker-trained?

My humans keep doing stupid things like annoying the bees in the hive and going into the river to build trout pools. Are they suicidal, or just incredibly stupid?

Where can I buy human-sized SureFlap doors (she hates other humans in her house!)

Are humans able to communicate with each other? (Since they seem to find feline speech impossible to understand, let alone miaow.)

Why do humans insist on standing under, or sitting in, water to wash? (They should use their tongues, it's much more hygienic.)

Basically, she finds our behavaiour impossible to understand and thinks we'd be far better off if we learnt from her how to act properly!

Where can I buy butter?
Why is butter so lovely?
Why I am I not supposed to eat butter?
Why am I so fat?