I was going to start a new thread, Bog, then remembered your's.
Little M came in just 15 minutes ago, wearing garden stuff, which I groomed out of him. Came back in just now, wearing the same attire. It's not even like he's long haired, just curly and slightly greasy - not his fault, it's his breed.
Now his tail's another matter, I think he nicked it off a persian, it's huge and floofy. Sometimes I find small slugs in it - he likes to chill under the rosemary bush, then have a roll around in the dirt.
Poor little thing's hot, and doesn't know what to do with himself.
What a Mess describes him perfectly!
Zoom Grooms help, for a quick once over, and stopping all the sticks, leaves and wild life ending up on your bed.