you know you have a very ancient pussy when....

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You are sat in the garden enjoying a smoked salmon bagel and she barges past you to nab the bit of salmon left on the plate ...

Her manners have gone with her hearing and marbles.. She would sit at my feet crying with hunger in the olden days. Now it's a bloody free for all and what's mine is hers...

She is now howling because it's all gone and I am a useless mummy

She is 21....

.....you sit on the bed waiting to be lifted down to the nosh which has just been brought upstairs for you.

'You' meaning said cat of course. I just do what's expected of me.

Cozie where the fuck have you been? Not seen you on the craziness that is MLM haters

You are woken up at 3am because the elder statescat feels like she needs a pre dawn snack... and you just stagger out of bed and DO it...

(plus she slaps me until I move, even feigning sleep doesn't work!)

You get up in the middle of the night. Every night. Because she won't use a litter tray anymore.
The yowling. Dear God the yowling!
You have a heated butt warmer for said puss.
Tramadol and thyroid meds. Every day! Twice a day.
She died a year ago. Aged 19. I miss that cat.

Wolfie