Obie of course... my 20 pound ginger teenage dickhead 
If I was hoping for a loving cuddly replacement for my beloved Morph I was out of luck
. Obie is awesome, but a six dinner Sid who goes into everyone's house, nicks food, sleeps on strangers beds then saunters out when he is caught and pitches up at home for meals and a nap and then buggers off again. Cuddles with him are brief.
And he HATES being groomed. His fur is amazing..incredibly thick and long..and tangled. I have a knot splitter, I have a furminator, I have a dozen other tools to detangle him but as he only ever lets me do 10 mins max, and scarpers when he sees the combs... it's a battle.
If anyone can give me ANY ideas of how to get on top of it.. share. I even bought some pet clippers but have not been able to get near him with them. I am slicing out knots with the knot splitter and then combing out as much as I can... but he's very tangled!
(His sister gets knotty too, but she is MUCH better at being groomed..just 5 mins a day keeps her in decent shape!)