And another night spent running out into the street in jammies....

[Fluffycloudland77]

Because of the bengal trying to kill the neighbours cats. Thank god it wasn't next doors tortie girl. Our neighbours must know all my nightwear by now.

I give it 24hrs before I'm ringing the vet because he's lethargic and not eating....my vet drives a bentley convertable!.

I've picked the other cats fur out of his mouth

The vet drives a Bentley. How much of that was paid for by you - on behalf of ASBOcat?

I should add that I was talking to the vet this morning and she was saying that most cats seemed nice and well-behaved for her.

I asked her whether they had any Bengals in the practice - and there was an audible and sharp intake of breath. 'Ah Yes.........Bengals...................'

I think I own an alloy at least.

It's like he's trying to kill them. Dh had to scruff him to carry him in, dh is 6'3" and not feeble but struggled to contain him long enough to get him in the house.

Now were sitting here fretting over the cat in case he's injured.

His mate the b&w cat came to see what was going on, probably to help.

Give it an hour or two - it could be the after effects of an adrenalin flood.

I bet even Lone struggles with bengals

I think he's about to flake out.

It's the Burmese round here that are the ASBO cats. One ambushed Sparklingcat mid-poo.

Their brains are obviously addled by all the inbreeding sparkling, the moggies here co-exist quite happily.

Poor sparkling cat

How is she after her dental?.

......One ambushed Sparklingcat mid-poo.....

Yes - they wait for inattention on the part of a rival. That's mainly/partly why some cats like to do their duty inside the house.

I feel the need to point out she was pooing in our garden too Cost me £90 and a Feliway plug in for the abscess she got from the bite. It was a couple of years ago now. ASBO cat doesn't seem to come round too much these days.

She's great thanks Fluffy and I have now got her eating the Hills Science Dental biscuitty thingies so hoping to hold off the next dental for longer. The shaved bit on her leg is taking an age to grow back mind.

I've heard horror stories about Burmese! I had a Bengal living next to us, he was a cutie. Our B&W moggy however is a vicious bitch.

I love that photograph Fluffy, he appears to be wearing Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch pimp shoes.

Look at that face. He means business.

Do you have many scratches, Fluffy?

"I've picked the other cats fur out of his mouth"

Good idea. Get rid of the evidence so forensics have nothing to link him to the crime.

Little point on those grounds, Mantra. He'll be down locally as one of the 'usual suspects'.

Actually and from the sound of things 'The usual suspect'.

Chockbic I've got a few scars on my hands/wrists.

But as long as they can't prove anything, eh?

Throw the bits of hair picked from between his teeth into the canal. It'll remove all traces of his DNA.

I hoovered, I'll have to burn the bag & bribe the neighbours!

He's a lot of trouble for one cat.

Somebody's looking decidedly peaky.

Known injury count;

Cut above eye
Two nose wounds
Scab on head
Bit limpy.
General air of "poor meee"

Ah well.