Scary moments with your cats...

[RubbishMantra]

As a balance to Chockbic's "nice moments with your cats".

Lounging in bed this morning, DH still asleep. Sinister MCat just staring like he wanted to kill us. He did that for half an hour. Constant staring.

Creepy cat. (I do luffs the sinister bastard though)

I should probably start a new thread - "yucky/unpleasant moments with your cats.

If I'm not careful, Little Monsieur follows me into the toilet. He then stickis head in the loo and grabs the used and pissy toilet paper before I flush and then runs away with it. Before it can be flushed away.

It's kind of scary, if he gets the swipe wrong

PeppermintCat just legged it into the house as if he had been spooked. He is now sitting at the bottom of the stairs, staring at me and swishing his tail.

DH and I could both absolutely swear he got out of a locked cat flap the other day. He was inside, it was locked, the windows were shut, we couldn't find him and then somehow he was outside.

Oh and we've had daily bees lately. Lovingly carried into the catflap and released into the bedroom.

Thoughtful chap, isn't he. Maybe the catflap was set to in only? Little Monsieur can get out that way. He picks at it and pulls it inwards.

He has the good manners to wait 'til I'm finished Chock. Then makes a grab for it when I stand up to flush. He's fast. So more gross than scary I suppose.

You've taught him well. I think

Ripper brought 5 wasps back yesterday. He's obsessed.

RubbishMantra it WAS set to in only. That might explain it then. Either that or he's developed supernatural powers...

chockbic FIVE? How, erm, lovely.

He was annoyed that someone (DH) kept taking his prey off him. There was some eyeing up of a bee, I noticed. Seemed to then decide to leave it alone (Jack, not DH).

Am now imagining your DH gambolling about the garden, stalking bees.

And the door thing Peppermint, now he knows how to do it, he won't forget.

Hasn't got a deerstalker. Might have a bee(r)stalker.

For some reason I always imagine your DH naked Chock. I think it's because you put something about him washing himself from his anal glands in an outward fashion. So he smelt of "himself".

So I'm imagining a bloke, smelling of "himself", playfully swatting at bees. Whilst adorned in nothing but a Deer/Bee Stalker hat.

Am I deranged? (yes)

Haha all men smell of themselves, don't they? Dirty articles.

I'm going to suggest he runs around naked, until I hear ouch! From a bee or wasp sting. Or when the police arrive. Whichever is soonest.