Nice moments with your cats

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So Jack decided to be an affectionate boy today.

He's snuggled into my neck, twice, with his paws either side.

There was some claw action. Mild. Well, you can't have everything.

Hilarious

I want to see this! That's so sweet, although time consuming if you have to sit with a hand surrounded by a kitty until it's zonked :)

My boy Scabbers doesn't want me posting about him... everyone knows when they do this you can't move them until they're ready!!

You are quite clearly not giving him enough attention hence the keyboard hogging.

Or he's just being a wanker.

Most likely being a wanker. Cats are good at that. We should have a "Wankerish moments with your cats" thread.

I want to see the Lamb doing the hand kitten!

Ah, the little monsieur just jumped on the bed saying "Errr, errng", Which translates into "Lift up the duvet so I can get in."

Scabbers is wondering where the mouse is.

Oh he is an utter wanker. We are moving house in 3 days. He knows this I'm sure. Yet he's chosen not to return home tonight, just to fuck me off. Well, when he comes home the cat flap is being 100% gaffa taped up.
Also, he is responsible for the tick I had to have removed from my arm earlier this week.
He's lucky I love him.

A bit of warmth under pad and their wandering instincts kick in.

Good luck with the house move.

Scabbers is a handsome ginger bloke isn't he. He also gives off an air of entitlement: "No, you may not use your lappy. I have claimed it. I shall bask in it's comfy heat. Then I'll stamp on the keys, putting it into an unexplained mode, forcing you to have to take it into PC World to get it sorted."

Scabbers is most likely posting garbled messages on Facebook so people think ctrl is pissed.

Or he's loading cat porn.

Ah, little Monsieur just dropped off the window screen. Announcing himself with a "Errrr, Unnnga.

Bless his curly cotton socks.

Killercat bit me. I tried to stroke his tummy. Little bugger. :o

You fell for the be-whiskered bear trap routine.

Empathy or murder

Frolicking in the back hair of an angel!

They must and shall be stroked. In spite of our terror.

Little Monsieur's bouncing about the house making "Wahawa" noises now. His new repertoire. Before we just had "Errr, erngnyaaa" noises.

He's throwing a Clarkson because he's too much of a wuss to follow MCat over the wall.

Do you have a steak handy to avoid a full on strop?

No steak, just Dreamies.

MCat hasn't left my side all day. He's like a cat guardian angel! He's only bitten me once.

Lol it was going so well. Did you look at him funny?

Jack has taken to kneading on fluffy things. Hope it doesn't...progress...

MCat's default position is to chomp human flesh. He has to fight with himself not to do it. I feel a mixture of love and fear when he sits on me.

Ooh, the kneading. That's where the shaggy behaviour starts. But mostly they're satisfied with just kneading.

Me too, I should imagine it's similar to being accompanied by a viper.

A loving viper though.

Like the scorpion that stings the frog to death, as he's giving him a lift over the river. Scorpion knows he'll drown, yet can't help himself from stinging poor froggy.

It's just instinct with them.

And froggy was singing.

Like in the Paul McCartney's shockingly horribly twee Frog Chorus? (Bom, bom, bom, bi-ee-ow)

Can't blame old Scorpy if that was the case.

Sink or swim, la la la.

Yup that one

He's out chasing leaves. Or one big leaf.

Ah bless the scary Bengal chasing leaves. I expect they're petrified.

Little Monsieur's been gambolling happily in the garden. MCat's been sunning himself on the wall. They like a bit of the old sunshine don't they.