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My 7 year old dd's cat poems to make you smile

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typoqueen · 20/10/2013 01:13

she had to write a silly poem for her homework, but got carried away and wrote 3, hope you enjoy :)

MY NAME IS ISABEL BUT YOU ALL KNOW THAT
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A CAT
I WILL SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU FOR NOW
BUT WHEN IM A CAT I WILL ONLY MEOW
AS A CAT MY NAME WILL BE FIZZY
THATS WHAT MY FRIENDS MUM CALLS ME
AND HER NAME IS NICKY

MY CAT IS CALLED CLYDE
AND HE LIKES TO HIDE
IN ALL SORTS OF FUNNY PLACES
BEHIND THE SOFA ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE
AND IN THE WARDROBE CHEWING MY DADDIES SHOE LACES
IN MY TOY BOX, THE CUPBOARDS AND ON WINDOW SILLS TOO
WE HAVE EVEN FOUND HIM HIDING BEHIND THE LOO
BUT THE BEST PLACE HE HIDES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
IS UNDER MY DUVET ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE

MY KITTEN IS CALLED AMBER
AND SHE LOVES TO CLAMBER
UP MY MUMMIES CURTAINS
IT MAKES US SMILE
WHEN SHE FALLS IN A PILE
ON A CUSHION THATS FOR CERTAIN

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SecretWitch · 20/10/2013 02:28

Ohhhh, so sweet! I especially loved the Amber poem as we have a lovely old ginger girl with that name :)

YoureBeingADick · 20/10/2013 02:34

Awww!! Those are brilliant- i love making up poems as a child. Grin

Scarletohello · 20/10/2013 02:56

So cute! ( and talented...)

issey6cats · 20/10/2013 14:38

awww thats lovely and your daughters name is spelt the same as mine

Flumpf · 23/10/2013 21:29

I loved these poems and they did make me smile. Thank you. :)

bootsycollins · 24/10/2013 00:48

Ace! I love the bit about Clyde on the left hand side and when I grow up I want to be a cat Smile

Hamwidgeandcheps · 24/10/2013 00:58

These are bloody fantastic. Kids are the best ever arnt they Grin

Caitlin17 · 27/10/2013 23:57

Very nice. You have a lovely daughter.

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