I know how you all love ....

[crazydrunkevilhamster]

Pictures of Kittens especially newborn ones so I have some on my page for you all , enjoy

Definitely needed a 'mwahaha'

And possibly a quasi-evil swirl of a cape. You know, to get the full effect...

Ooh yeah & maybe tip my hat as well

If you really want to add emphasis you need a comedy fake moustache you could twirl the ends of...

With thunder & lightning over suitable crashing [organ] music. (Does it show I am a bit jealous of how it's the blokes who get to lark about with capes in ballet? Cos, however much I love my tutus, I really am...)

Plus kitties are the pet of choice for Evil Masterminds, no?

Yeah they certainly are