There was a murder in my bedroom last night and now I have disposed of the body!!

[Lonecatwithkitten]

I woke about 3am to hearing the two cats chasing about and squealing of a rodent type nature. I lay in bed considering what to do. If I get out of bed and switch the light on the felines will be distracted and potentially the rodent will be alive and loose in my bedroom. In the end I choose to lie there let them torture their victim and then finally murder it.
When I awoke this morning the body lay on the rug on the floor at the end of the bed. So I popped it in a pooh bag and tossed it in the wheelie bin. It was a rat by the way and very large one.

They didn't murder it of course. (But you know that already.) They simply killed it. Lucky you.

thank god for cats

Just be thankful they didn't deliver it to your face.

I have often been seen early in the morning, popping a poo bag in the wheelie bin and muttering a quick hail Mary......the neighbours must think my dogs produce something very special to require such treatment.
Last week I went into the utility room to find feathers everywhere, and bird poo all over the draining board of the sink. No corpse though so I assumed it had been dragged back out the cat flap. I set to with broom and bleach, then jumped the height of myself when a very alive, and quite pissed off thrush emerged from behind the washing machine...after some discussion we agreed her best course of exit was off out the front door - although she gave the catflap a good go first

What's the only thing worse than finding a dead mouse on your kitchen floor?

Half a dead mouse, smeared across the tiles Saturday morning.

Picked it up, entrails fell to the floor. After much searching, we located another leg. Head still in mystery location... [freaked out emoticon]

It's a grim business, owning a cat.

I once had a very pissed off Sparrow dropped at my feet.

Cat looked very, mmm I caught this. . . . .not sure what to do with it. . . . thought you might know. . . whay are you looking at me like that???

Sparrow showed his/her feelings by crapping everywhere. Oh that was a jolly day