her spaying op went fine, but he was told we should feed her chicken and rice (or expensive prescription pet food) tonight. So assuming (for some reason) that we would have chicken at home he refused the offer to add a tin of pate de foie gras covered in thinly beaten sheets of gold to his bill and brought her home so I could lovingly cook her some chicken and rice.
But all that is on offer chez Palliser tonight is pasta bake. I am off out to two back to back meetings in half an hour and won't have time to go to Tesco and buy chicken.
Can we really not give her Whiskas? What will happen if she doesn't have handminced chicken mixed with the finest Basmati rice?