Christmas present for your cat? What about a catnip penis?

[ClaireDeLoon]

why????

Oh dear, that's not nice. I don't want to think about what goes on in the mind of the person who thought that would be a good/nice present

How odd.
Imagine your cat wandering in with that in it's mouth as you sip tea with the grandparents or something....

Just wrong!

I have to ask - what on earth were you looking for when you found that?
I don't have a cat, but if I did, I'd be getting it sushi for Christmas.

I went on etsy and searched 'catnip Christmas toys' and there were candy canes stuffed with catnip, turkey legs made out of felt and a crocheted penis.

Very strange.

Just had another look at that etsy shop, and discovered they also do tampons . Now which of my cat-loving friends would appreciate one of those...

OMFG

love the picture of the cat simulating a cat blow job!This is quite possibly the weirdest thing i have ever seen.

exexpat-i wonder if they also do a mooncup

they have a foetus catnip toy in their shop...

maybe you've spotted a gap in the market - are you any good at crochet?

not at all but could commission someone to make some.I may knit some maternity pads as well.

A foetus?Is it a kind of "jackass" store do you think

I love the eyeball the penis is mildly amusing too. Don't think I'd go for the tampon or foetus though