What's the worst thing your dog has ever eaten?

[LovelyLittleBitofSquirrel]

SquirrelDog has only eaten things like discarded paper or packaging when out and about as a pup but now is A Very Good Girl <holds breath and crosses fingers>
But my friends tell me tales (tails?!) of their precious pups eating the family roast dinner off the kitchen side or half of the living room wall plaster 😂

Share your stories please!

A dozen free-range eggs, all their shells, and the box!
The flatulence made our retinas bleed.. Horrific😱

Am crying with laughter at some of these!!🤣🤣🤣

Mum’s golf glove
3 face masks
5 mince pies off the bird table
A rubber glove
Copious amount of loo roll

All items accounted for 🤮 💩

Guess what breed he is.

Another dog,who belongs to the same owners,Drank a half glass of Guinness
He was 100% fine-just stumbled about a lot and threw up-the vet said to keep an eye on him

🤣🤣🤣 I'm just picturing him stumbling around half drunk😆😂

We had a golden retriever who managed to get out of the garden while we were eating our Christmas dinner and get into a bin bag that our neighbours had just put outside their door with the remains of their Christmas meal. He then came home and proceeded to throw it all up in front of us at the dining table. Lovely and festive!

Not my dog.
I took dsis to collect a puppy from a farm, she had it in her lap in the car (I'm driving) and it vomited up a whole, undigested bird.
We were so horrified I nearly crashed!
On a positive note, the puppy had a long, happy life with dsis and my ddog is her offspring.

My dad’s false teeth

Cat poo

I mean how? Why was it unsupervised around a litter of kittens?

Human poop - from a junkie - trip to vet as his eyes spun
Large Portion of dead seal he dug up on the beach - trip to vet for copious vomiting.
Dead bunny found in the dunes. All except the head which he tossed around by the ear like it was a tennis ball - trip to vet for extra wormers
Chicken legs - frozen , wrapped, sitting on countertop to defrost. Beans on toast for us . At least he left the wrapping.

He is, of course, a Labrador, and quite how he has reached the ripe old age of 13 is beyond me.

Human shit, from the dirty bastards who thought it was ok to take a dump in the sand dunes even though there was a public loo 100 metres away 🤮

Socks are a fave
My sleep mask (didn’t notice it was missing until it went right through!)
About half my sofa (he’s working his way through it)
My other dogs poo (then puked up so I had dog poo and vomit on the carpet at once..)
Her pyjamas, her bed, the other dogs beds
Anything faux fur related (cushions, a couple of jackets..)
Would love to eat but haven’t been allowed: my cats..

Two of my podencos. The other two are a bit older and wiser, lol. Rescues and strays though so it’s instinct I think to just grab at anything

Was this is Cornwall by any chance?

She wasn't.
They weren't our kittens.
A stray cat must have given birth in our garden.
I let her out for the toilet and she ran over to the hedges and was sniffing something, not unusual. I went inside and was in the kitchen and saw her lift her head and chug something back.
I went outside and shouted her ro drop it and she did it again (swallowed something) so I ran towards her (long garden) to see a single newborn kitten left in the hedge and before I could grab her she ate that one too.

It was very traumatic and I found it difficult to deal with her for a while.

My aunt's dachshund drank a glass of Pernod someone left on the floor. I knew dogs liked aniseed...

That reminds me Young Podenco and Baby Podenco took a slurp or two of my partners cold coffee. They went mental, and they are pretty hyper anyway! All day we had to pull them off the ceiling. Lesson learned re dogs and caffeine, and putting coffee mugs out of reach..

A cat toy, which required surgical removal. A sock, which we didn't realise until it needed assistance coming out of the other end.

Current Ddog eats the cat's vomit if he gets to it quicker than I can (gross but faster to clean up). Has also eaten a dead rabbit the cat brought home, fur included, which he vomited back up again pretty quickly.

A pork joint.
All types of poop.
A rotten dog fish - almost, a fisherman managed to wrestle it off him.

Too many to list, he's a menace!

An entire terrys chocolate orange that was wrapped under the Christmas tree. Managed to unwrap it, get through the cardboard box, plastic case and foil wrapper and discarded all of those.

Also a whole baby wipe & a plastic lolly stick (not at the same time)

A slimy dead mole after the river flooded.

Four hot chocolate bombs from under the Christmas tree.

Two separate dogs.

Also a candy cane from the Christmas tree. Only realised when I saw bits of it stuck in his beard

Ddog 1
He liked loves of bread stolen off the counter

Ddog 2 who we had at the same time as ddog 1
Concrete walls, concrete steps, the content of the food waste Cady in the summer, nappy's if he could steal them and so so many childrens socks

Ddog 3 corn on the cob whole
This needed surgery

Ddog 4 our current dog
Alot of raisins in one go
They are now a banned item in our house

Only ddog 1 was a lab

Wild boar poo.
Absolutely revolting and vomited for several hours what stunk like sewage.

A tub of Trex vegetable fat.
Licked a frog and threw up green bile.
Stole smoked salmon sandwiches just before the guests arrived.
Mince pies.
Cupcake wrappers from the bin.

Our dog would eat anything.

Our rescue ate anything and everything given half a chance
But the worst was the time he ate a whole cow pat, then threw up on the carpet. What made it worst was OH vapourised it by using hot water in the vax so whole house smelt of vomited cowpat!! 🤮

My mascara is running down my face!

We had an Alsation when I was a child that pinched one chop off my dad's dinner plate and it was only when he complained to my mum that she must be putting him on a diet that anybody realised.

Years later my mother had an ancient Great Dane that we left in my car for half an hour. It completely devoured the sun visors, leaving a wire frame, removed and half ate the indicator stalk and somehow managed to remove and chew the gear lever knob.