My cousin's loopy neighbour has just dropped off a Coronation-themed DIY treat package, to make his dog "feel included" next Saturday.
It contains:
1 x 250 ml bottle of "Pawsecco 'wine for dogs' "
(Don't worry, it's a vet-approved health tonic. No alcohol involved)
1 x can of Lily's Kitchen "Coronation Chicken" dog food
(Because what dog doesn't hanker after the label ingredients of "apricots, pumpkin and turmeric"??)
1 x patriotic dog bandana
(judging by the photo he texted, I didn't know it was humanly possible to cram as many crowns and corgis onto a single strip of red material)
1 x biltong chew, in the shape of Charles's head
(which is in dubious taste, if you think about it too long)
He can't decide whether she's a little a lot eccentric, but otherwise just making a fun and thoughtful gesture from a fellow dog-lover
or
she's making a passive-aggressive point, as he's not exactly enthused about the whole monarchy concept and has made that plain to his entire street.
Either way, imagining the expression on his face has amused me no end.
He's a miserable bugger 😁