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The doghouse

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My dog is not allowed

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tomatopsste · 28/06/2022 20:51

On the sofa !

Evidence attached

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tomatopsste · 30/06/2022 17:21

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna · 30/06/2022 17:20

Idroppedthescrewinthetuna I have no photos. But my dog wasn't allowed to steal my bras off the clothes horse and she certainly wasn't allowed to keep one as her favourite toy or carry one of the cups with her on every single walk.

PMSL! I'm hoping that was your favourite and most expensive bra?*

It wasn't my favourite or most expensive but was my only white padded bra. I once tried to take it off her and I swear she pooped on my kitchen floor in retaliation. Never pooped in house before. I let her have it after that!

Not that's a sensible move! Know when you're beaten

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tomatopsste · 30/06/2022 17:22

GenderCriticalTrumpets · 30/06/2022 09:21

Mine isn't either. One of our very firm rules

You've smashed it, could you give me some tips for training?

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OurChristmasMiracle · 30/06/2022 17:22

Just so you know you Dog also believes that there’s no human le allowed on the sofa…

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tomatopsste · 30/06/2022 17:23

Favouritefruits · 29/06/2022 09:34

My dog used to HAVE to sit on the sofa to look after the babies, clearly I wasn’t doing a good enough job.

Well you know, if your off busy somewhere else, someone's got to do the job! I hope you pay well for the service?

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tomatopsste · 30/06/2022 17:27

OurChristmasMiracle · 30/06/2022 17:22

Just so you know you Dog also believes that there’s no human le allowed on the sofa…

And your issue is..........

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FanGurlll · 30/06/2022 21:33

Definitely no dogs on sofas here, oh no.....

OurChristmasMiracle · 30/06/2022 21:43

@tomatopsste

you are being a very naughty human by being on the sofa or indeed in the “big comfy double dogs bed”

that bed downstairs on the floor is for you!!

fortunately you have a very understanding dog that loves you so is willing to let your dismissal of the rules goes and doesn’t mind sharing the bed and sofa

Ole99 · 30/06/2022 22:01

Mine isn’t allowed on the newly laid lawn.
I put up a very polite sign to remind him too

Eviandoll · 01/07/2022 03:02

No the bed and the sofa are both "off limits"....well I thought they were 🤣

SurreyHillsinspring · 01/07/2022 05:33

Oh well I gave in last night He's been on it when I've been out of the room because DW is his partner in crime.He's definitely not allowed on the bed but I must admit he is so affectionate and loves a cuddle after seven at night.........

StoppinBy · 01/07/2022 05:43

My dog's not allowed on the couch or beds... however we leave her inside when we go out if it's cold and although she is always on her dog bed when we come in there just so happens to be a warm spot on the couch... I may or may not leave a blanket on there now to keep the dog hair off the couch that she's not allowed on lol.

as for the beds... the cheeky shite waits until I go to sleep and sneaks off to the kids beds. I know I could just wait up for a couple of nights and send her out but I don't actually care enough to do so haha.

BelleNoir · 01/07/2022 05:45

My dog isn't allowed either 😂

SurreyHillsinspring · 01/07/2022 05:47

Best mates both not allowed.....

YanTanTetheraPetheraPimp · 01/07/2022 05:48

Mine thinks that if she closes her eyes I can’t see her 🙄
Definitely not allowed on the bed…..unless she gets there first!

XelaM · 01/07/2022 07:58

BelleNoir · 01/07/2022 05:45

My dog isn't allowed either 😂

Haha omg this is an amazing pic 🤩

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tomatopsste · 01/07/2022 08:09

BelleNoir · 01/07/2022 05:45

My dog isn't allowed either 😂

I think you've got a bear? Was it sold to you as a dog? Contact the breeder, it's deffo a bear!

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Littlebirdyouaresosweet · 01/07/2022 08:29

No wonder that dcat is well out of the way!!

anybloodyname · 01/07/2022 08:39

That bear/ horse / dog has to win the prize of

Yip , you can sit where ever you like

😂

Hope you can breath under there

HouseofGods · 01/07/2022 10:53

doobedooboom · 28/06/2022 20:59

Nor is mine and yet somehow we have a blanket for him that we have to smooth out or he moans at us until it is exactly the way he wants it.

We will plumping cushions for him next!

We do actually plump the cushions for ours

Well, we knock them over the way he likes so he can lie on them

Underscore21 · 01/07/2022 18:43

@BelleNoir
What a dog ! What a photo !

XelaM · 03/07/2022 20:26

sleepymum50 · 30/06/2022 12:53

Sorry to derail @XelaM who is that on your sofa? She’s the dead spit of my daughter from about 10/15 years ago. I had to do a double take!

My daughter is now 25 and is very beautiful.

Haha that's my 12-year-old 😂

Her looks are the only good thing she inherited from my ex-husband 🤣

mutleyschuckle · 03/07/2022 20:38

Human biscuits....must only have a bonio

SurreyHillsinspring · 03/07/2022 21:59

Not allowed icecream

Littlebirdyouaresosweet · 03/07/2022 22:08

No lollies allowed here..

Rowgtfc72 · 10/07/2022 20:49

My elderly jrt went missing 2 days after moving house. Someone from the Blue Cross rang to say she had been handed in. Me and dh shot down there to retrieve her. The vet asked for proof of ownership. My cash card was in my married name which didn't match my pet record book which was in my previous married name at my old address. I had to take the vet to one side and say look , here's a picture of me and said dog but I can't show my husband because he thought the dog never ever went on the sofa. Dog went home with us😁

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