I know similar have been posted before, and I've totally stolen this from someone else's Facebook post, but it makes me smile 😊
I definitely recognise a few dogs that I know! .........
Lots of talk lately on research the breed before you get a dog, well here is some advice on a handful of breeds that i see and what to expect from their temperament and traits.
Greyhound/lurcher - run (30 seconds) eat, daydream of cat chasing, kick cushions off sofa, stretch ,cuddle, Sleep 23 hours. Repeat.
Collie - rush around EVERYWHERE, keep rushing EVERYWHERE, sleep (30 seconds) eat, chase a ball, chase something else, daydream of agility and fly ball, cuddle, sleep aprox 33 seconds. Repeat.
Springer spaniel - boing, boing boing boing, pant, boing boing boing, pant, eat, deep sleep consisting of lots of twitching and whining due to boingy dreams. Eat lots, boing boing boing, cuddle, sleep, repeat.
Labrador - eat, fart, eat, drink whilst spilling it all over the floor, hold something in mouth and prance around showing off,
bowl into any dog in sight at full speed to say hello! Cuddle whilst shedding needle fine fur,
Sleep as per springer but more farting and dreaming of food, Repeat.
Working cocker - WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
spin, twist, wall of death around living room, play bow, repeat lots, cuddle, sleep, repeat.
Terrier insert type. - bark, bark, yap, bark, destroy a furry toy and dissect innards, bark at tele, bark at postman, bark at the world in general, eat, cuddle, sleep whilst barking, repeat.
Staffie - cuddle, fart, cuddle, eat, cuddle, fart, make a cackling noise, cuddle, sleep, repeat.
Cross breeds - any of the above in any order at any time but will love a cuddle, repeat!
We loves em all 😃😃😃