Describe your dog and let us guess the breed.

[cheesecrack]

So mine has 2 speeds:

flat out or flat out.

Easy right?

@timeforanewstart German shepherd?

Recall of a teddy bear.

Incredibly sweet disposition.

Enormous floofy hair machine.

Chases every bird he sees. Loving, affectionate, mischievous goofball. Spotty nose.

@longcoffee

Oh, I love those. Gorgeous little things & I like the wires best.

@GrouchyKiwi

Apricot Poodle?

@GeordieRacer

Working Cocker Spaniel?

@GeordieRacer staffy?

[quote Darklane]@GrouchyKiwi

Apricot Poodle?[/quote]
Nope.

Reputation for being large and gentle.

@GrouchyKiwi Pomeranian?

I was going to guess Staffy for Geordie's dog too.

@GrouchyKiwi Euraiser?

[quote hopeforlucky3]@GrouchyKiwi Euraiser?
[/quote]
Oh, they're adorable! But no. Think bigger.

Not a staffy

@Darklane, a working breed but bigger than a spaniel

@GeordieRacer

So. Member of the Working Group.
Boxer?

@GeordieRacer springer spaniel?

@GrouchyKiwi St Bernard?

[quote SilverOtter]@GrouchyKiwi St Bernard?[/quote]
A bit smaller and a lot hairier. But just as lovely.

@GrouchyKiwi a spitz? (Or "clouds with smiles")

Nope.

Water dogs, come in three recognised colour types (black, brown, black & white), currently whining and barking because my husband is upstairs without her.

@GrouchyKiwi Portuguese Water Dog?

Big softy.
Loves water.
Sense of humour (yes, really!).

[quote SilverOtter]@GrouchyKiwi Portuguese Water Dog?[/quote]
Nope.

Champion droolers, often seen in bibs (not mine though, she's a bit less drooly than most).

@GrouchyKiwi Newfound?

Newfoundland! Stupid phone!