Describe your dog and let us guess the breed.

[cheesecrack]

So mine has 2 speeds:

flat out or flat out.

Easy right?

@WolffromTheWest

Bearded, black, grumbles, familiar and unmistakable profile.

A scotty? My cousins used to have one when I was a child and he was a sweetie, if a bit stand-offish.

Schnauzer

Loyal to those he loves, disinterested in those he does not. Eyebrows to rival Dennis Healey. No one can knock at the door without hearing the howl then the barking. Hates water with a passion.

WolffromTheWest

Bearded, black, grumbles, familiar and unmistakable profile.

Sorry - should have said my guess for this description is a schnauzer

Naughty little doggy. Often farts and doesn't own a tail 🐶

@picosandsancerre Your dog is gorgeous. I wanted one of those but was put off by all the research I did, which claimed they were a tricky dog to handle and needed lots and lots of attention. Would you agree?

@BlackAmericanoNoSugar you've got it - a scotty. He's a law unto himself and has no interest whatsoever in anyone but me and my kids 😊

OnlyToWin there is a lot of mixed views on fox terriers. My boy was tough to train, escaped out my front door on three occassions, headed to park twice and pub on the third. Dreadful recall....however perseverance....lots of recall training works a treat. He was used to children when born but wasnt fussed about children when he came to us. He was fine with older children....so it really depends on the dog , he is very loyal

No, not long haired dachshund.

No, Lhasa Apso.

No, not Afghan Hound.

@joystir59

Collie? Mine barks a lot, is opinionated, high energy, short and strong, cute, nippy, always knows best

Snap @joystir59

He is friendly and loving too. But that bark !!

For mine: Idiot, idiot and, yet again idiot. OP I'm pretty sure your dog is a greyhound, but I'm now about to read through the thread.

@RandomMess do you have a boxer?

@picosandsancerre thanks for the info.

@Darklane Havanese (sp)?

@SakiSiam Pug?

Mine has wrinkles

@tangledtresses I think yours may be the same as mine...

Tall, dark and handsome. So clingy that I haven't been to the toilet alone in years. People cross the street to avoid us not knowing that these are the soppiest dogs in the world - try to hurt me though and you'll probably get your throat ripped out. No-one will break in our house either. Recall and escaping are not a problem because they never want to leave your side.

@SharpLily

Doberman?

@tinseltitsandlittlegits

Mine has wrinkles

Shar Pei?

@WolffromTheWest

Absolutely.

elegant, affectionate, naughty, very very fast, cuddly/sofa lover,
curly, slightly dim

[quote hopeforlucky3]@Darklane Havanese (sp)? [/quote]
No, not Havanese

@52andblue Bedlinginton (sp)?

@Darklane Shih Tzu?