I just found a blocked pore (blackhead) on the dog near his genitals. Because he doesn't mind me rummaging around down there (dirty bugger) he let me put a head torch on to see better and gently squeeze it until all this dirty old stuff came out. [boak]
This is NOT how I imagined Saturday mornings with my loyal and faithful companion.
What other aspects of dog life have surprised and disgusted you all?